avulsions

I never fucking like anyone and when I finally do OF COURSE it makes sense that I would screw myself over!! duh.

mormondad:

gonna get f***ed up tonight on a couple of cups of water 

(via walmartvogue)

marlibu:

I laugh at this every single fucking time

I can’t stop thinking about you and it sucks because I know I can’t text you, and anything that was there is completely gone now.
I always do this to myself. i always end things prematurely. I always ruin something that could be so good because I’m afraid, or because I let myself do whatever the fuck I want. it needs to stop..
literally I’m gonna wind up alone in life because I’m afraid of commitment and trust and always end a good thing even when it takes me so long to find something or someone who’s worth it.

arcs:

this is the only thing i cared about that occurred during 2012

(via 87daysbefore)

ponywithafez:

lady-digby-chicken-caesar:

stepharooni:

superboyfriends:

ethelindi:

Everyone probably knew this was coming.

#i legit CRY at this commercial #it actually makes me CRY #boom-dee-ada-boom-dee-ada #i just love the fucking world okay? #sobbing now

I JUST HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT THIS COMMERCIAL

I was just thinking about these commercials and how I wanted one on my tumblr, and now here it is!

Awkward confession time: whenever I feel like the world is shit and I can’t keep dealing with it, I watch this and/or read about cool science things to remind me that it’s not all bad. 

(Source: skythrown, via cheers-to-the-wallflowers)

WAAAY better than being in a relationship.

Not convinced?

Check it out.

I’m single as fuck since forever so why am I not doing these yet

I knew being single was awesome

I truly don’t

AGREE WITH EVERYTHING EXCEPT #15 thats a no no for me

(via the-absolute-best-posts)

(Source: paper-fly, via bathroomjokes)

#sub-textpost

lol do you know about this….? just wondering

im getting this.

cuntfused:

i swallowed your cum you can text me first

(via sadstoner)

naked-n-famous:

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